n 1994, when the Surgeon General of the United States, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, mentioned as an aside that it should be mentioned in school curricula that masturbation was safe and healthy, she was forced to resign
My roommate forced me to get Tinder so I can meet guys because she's tired of listening to me masturbate all the time. Turns out having your profile pic just be you spreading your ass gets your account banned...
